Female Thinking Diagnosed (Dating View Point)!

2005 can be attributed for a lot of "firsts" in my case! First job, then sudden change of that "First" job, First Cellfone (my gr8 O2 Xphone2), First Blog, First love, First proposal, then immediate disposal (pehchaan kaun?), and yeah, last but not the least, my best ID created uptil now, my First profile on Orkut, Lord Of The Flings!

Now dont ask me from where I got this weird idea. But flirting with the bitter half of humanity has been always a worthwhile endeavour. Especially to watch those fems get confused and look at you with saucy eyed wonder, is some sight. I mean, its tiring to be Mama's boy all the time.

Just consider this: A guy goes to a club, orders a drink. Looks around, and sees around half a dozen babes standing alone. Finds them interesting, especially, the one in the corner, a uberbabe(rating 9+ on scale of 10), and wants her. Now the fun begins!

Most of us guys will want to buy her a drink, woo her, tell her she is so beautiful, comment how pretty she looks in that dress, in short, give her control over him. And THIS is where the guys lose! I mean, see it from her viewpoint. She KNOWS she is good looking. She LOVES to get attention. And most important she YEARNS for someone who is challenging for her. Dont agree? Think from a male perspective! After, you have, lets say, a one night stand with this female (dream about it!), will you really be that much interested in her? Dont think so. She has to offer you some sort of challenge, to make you want her more. Same goes with females! Every female has dreams about her "PRINCE CHARMING", who is an ideal person. Once, you act NICE with a gal, she starts to compare you with that prince charming in her mind, and starts acting "hard to get". She just turns on the heat, and makes you run behind her more. You dont realise, that it is usually impossible to be her prince charming, since he is ideal; so unless you are a viking god, you are compromised. NEXT!

The best way, in my opinion, is to make her run behind you! and why not? I mean, r'nt u guys tired of running behind babes? or do u seriously think, that only guys want gals, and that gals really dont care if they get guys or not? We belong to the new generation, not the old! So next time u like a babe in a club, just walk up to her like u own da club, and comment on ANYTHING but her looks. I mean, use ur brains! What is the logic in telling her the obvious? There must be 100 other losers, who are going to take care of telling her how gr8 she luks! See her nails, her hair (wearing a wig?), her posture, tease her about how she doesnt have the guts to speak to a dude like you by herself! and how dudes do babes a favor by always initiating a convo, coz they got guts.. anything besides the obvious! The best way is to be natural! Like, if there is some group of guys (losers), whistling, hooting, after seeing u with that gal, just say something different like "Sorry guys!, I am booked!", or something like "Wow, these days even guys are trying to attract my attention, reckon I am really famous!". This shows her that u are confident, not easily distracted, that u r very comfortable with ur skin, and also ur attitude! (This is attitude, not those rings of smokes that most guys try to spiral out of their asshole!)

There are some problems tho! Especially for those guys (like me!) who dont visit discs/pubs usually, there is gonna be a dearth of females, who are approachable. The best place I like, is malls. Cuz the people there, HAVE to be nice to u, unless u really act like an asshole. U can always flirt with gals there, tease them on how they handle the customers, say something original, like.. "It must be really a difficult thing handling all the customers.. How do u manage?", U will be surprised with the amount of things that girl will say, she will just open up. Most guys never get this! I hope you get it now. And yes, I dont have a gf. This is for those who have time to "maintain" one!.. lol.

Lot more to explain, but this can do as an appetizer! Comments please, even bad ones, I dont mind. Especially those from females, cuz even I am not a fling master, I am on the learning curve!